wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

faberrytastic:

afuckingbowlofsoup:

silverslices:

Everyone’s got a gay cousin.

If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.

#I’m the gay cousin

what if you have a gay cousin and ARE the gay cousin???

its like gayception

fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself

(Source: scaredpotter)

quotediaryofficial:

When you feel very down
And life seems all lost
Then don’t cry my dear
For world doesn’t pay the cost

For life is hard and bitter
And everyone has to face
All of it with courage
As it is the whole base

So don’t let tears drop
From deep inside you
Nor let agony show
You the distress view

But with courage’s hope
Cling to the bravery zone
And know that my dear
You’re there not alone. 

~ Seema Chowdhury

harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON